If you were about to be captured by a Serial Killer?

SpaceFans · Post by **SpaceFans** » Thu Dec 06, 2007 11:15 am

For me it would be some Glue and some porno of a naked woman and ask the Serial Killer to look at it and WHAM!!! It would be stuck on his face and I'd make my escape.Too bad he'll be blinded by porno though.He'll then probably be found looking at porno and go to jail for both murder and child pornagraphy.

Anyways what would your last request be?

cyb3r.god3 · Post by **cyb3r.god3** » Fri Dec 07, 2007 8:51 am

at least let me lose me virginity first

Post by **Larry Laffer** » Fri Dec 07, 2007 9:16 am

If you were hoping for him to wait several decades, you're wrong, you'll just gett arse-loved!

Post by **dosraider** » Fri Dec 07, 2007 9:55 am

I think I should ask to regain my long lost virginity.

cyb3r.god3 · Post by **cyb3r.god3** » Sat Dec 08, 2007 6:41 am

Larry Laffer wrote:If you were hoping for him to wait several decades, you're wrong, you'll just gett arse-loved!

well then i must have a blowtorch handy then

AdamN · Post by **AdamN** » Sat Dec 15, 2007 8:10 am

SpaceFans (Captured)
Punctured SF spine, stalked him from behind - found some useful items in his pockets:
* Page torn from recent December 2007 edition of Hustler
* No name brand super glue
These items have been removed and victim is currently unconscious and at secret location - he will not be able to escape, location has a number of hidden ambush traps!

Cyber.God (Captured)
Punctured CG Spine, stalked him from behind - found some more useful items in the bag he had with him:
* Can of Brut deodorant
* Disposable lighter
* packet of smokes -

does your mother know?
and don't say I didn't warn you of the dangers of smoking!
Items removed - victim awake bound and gagged - victim asked request for sex before dies - will hire him a hooker!

Post by **Larry Laffer** » Sun Dec 16, 2007 2:57 am

AdamN wrote:will hire him a hooker!

How very thoughtful of you!