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Posted: Sat Sep 29, 2007 12:59 pm
by cyb3r.god3
man, im like totally freaking wired. ive been up since....30hrs. ive had about 4 cups of coffee in the last 20mins and im saying what im typing while im typing im not even really thinking about it and im also watching cartoons, and the lack of sleep is giving me a stonerish effect, so im giggling like all swearable cats!!! honest to god CATS!!!!!! i also seem to have the feeling that if i blink these statues will attack me and send me back in time.... i probably shouldnt have watched doctor who when i realised there were creepy angel statues sending people back in time. ive also been playing random songs on my guitar thats inspired me to do a song about coffee.
Posted: Sat Sep 29, 2007 1:23 pm
by Larry Laffer
*cocks shotgun*
Can I kill him?
Please?
Posted: Sat Sep 29, 2007 1:59 pm
by cyb3r.god3
good luck.... technically i shouldve died ages ago,
hit by 3 cars
swallowed quite large chicken bone
full bottle of vodka in 1 1/2 hrs (21 stand. drinks)
fell out of 2nd story window
crashed a shopping trolley of a small cliff
crashed into a rock while surfing
fallen off many many chairs while swinging on them
breaking walls with my head
kicked in the head with steel cap boots
electricuted when fixing a lamp
sliced wrist with table saw thingy (not too deep luckily)
walked into tree branch like II (poked eyes pretty bad)
+many many drunken antics i dont remember
Posted: Sat Sep 29, 2007 2:03 pm
by Larry Laffer
Damn, well I guess my shotgun isn't any good in your case!
*readies Vampire Killer*
Yea, that should do it!
Posted: Sat Sep 29, 2007 2:18 pm
by cyb3r.god3
interesting theory but i do walk around in the daytime in direct sunlight
Posted: Sat Sep 29, 2007 2:40 pm
by dosraider
cyb3r.god3 wrote:good luck.... technically i shouldve died ages ago,
hit by 3 cars
swallowed quite large chicken bone
full bottle of vodka in 1 1/2 hrs (21 stand. drinks)
fell out of 2nd story window
crashed a shopping trolley of a small cliff
crashed into a rock while surfing
fallen off many many chairs while swinging on them
breaking walls with my head
kicked in the head with steel cap boots
electricuted when fixing a lamp
sliced wrist with table saw thingy (not too deep luckily)
walked into tree branch like II (poked eyes pretty bad)
+many many drunken antics i dont remember
No wonder you're a complete nutcase.
Posted: Sat Sep 29, 2007 3:06 pm
by cyb3r.god3
hehehehe, you're probably right
Posted: Sat Sep 29, 2007 3:20 pm
by Larry Laffer
cyb3r.god3 wrote:interesting theory but i do walk around in the daytime in direct sunlight
So does Blade!
Posted: Sat Sep 29, 2007 3:46 pm
by cyb3r.god3
hmmm....
meh im not scared of a vampire hunter/killer
Posted: Sat Sep 29, 2007 4:01 pm
by dosraider
Larry Laffer wrote:So does Blade!
AAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrghhhhhhhhaaaaa
What a bad movies !!! Blade, pffffffffffrt, worthless. BOOOOOOOoooring.
Posted: Fri Oct 05, 2007 11:27 am
by Larry Laffer
The 8 Most Common Sci-Fi Visions of the Future (And Why They'll Never Happen)
Oh, and here's a free sample:
But, it's even worse than that: Klaatu wasn't any ordinary interplanetary goodwill ambassador. If you put the pieces of the puzzle together—a mysterious visitor from the heavens, suffering for our transgressions, gets turned in by someone he trusts and is ultimately sacrificed—it becomes fairly clear that we killed Jesus. Again! Way to go, humanity. Real classy.
Posted: Fri Oct 05, 2007 12:54 pm
by dosraider
I liked this one:
Why it Will Never Happen:
Because so far the only aliens technologically advanced enough to visit Earth seem primarily interested in abducting hicks and probing anuses. These poor creatures cross the vast emptiness of space only to crash their saucers in New Mexico and have no technology to avoid detection by farm folk with disposable cameras. The chances for a successful full-scale invasion do not appear to be strong.
Posted: Sat Oct 06, 2007 3:28 am
by Larry Laffer
Yea, t'was cool!
You know, I mentioned some time ago that I don't like Guitar Hero![which is probably because I suck at it, lol]
But now, here comes something worse! Waaaay worse! Please close you children and hide your eyes, cuz here comes...
Flute Hero!
Posted: Sat Oct 06, 2007 4:13 am
by Ro@m
OMFG,sooooo sutpid that Flojte Hero,i don't get the shit out of the game,i don't know what the hell is the game supposed to bring.LOL
Posted: Sat Oct 06, 2007 4:28 am
by dosraider
lmao, my score was pretty high, but 'twas negative.
T'll I saw that you must follow that little padle under the numbers :/
Wasn't getting better anyway.
Gave up.
Posted: Sat Oct 06, 2007 4:43 am
by Gamer_V
I went to Antwerpen for 2 days and I survived! Take that, Belgium!
Posted: Sat Oct 06, 2007 5:02 am
by Larry Laffer
You survived?
Damn! I demand a refund damnit! And I need a new hitman, anybody interested?
Posted: Sat Oct 06, 2007 7:09 am
by dosraider
You won't find a hitman for that job.
Who wants to hit on a Dutch? Nobody, really Larry, nobody wants that.
Posted: Sat Oct 06, 2007 3:48 pm
by Gamer_V
Well, that's not what your mother said yesterday!
I don't know, somehow it feels wrong saying that to an old, old man. Also, I pre-apologize.
Posted: Sat Oct 06, 2007 3:55 pm
by Larry Laffer
*grabs popcorn*
*sits*
*watches*