member ratings

Post by **Larry Laffer** » Mon Mar 12, 2007 2:37 pm

[edit] this didn't come out right, what's with this huge space? :Angry: ... Stupid tables!
<table border="3" cellpadding="1"><tr align="center"><td>Rank</td><td>Member</td></tr>
<tr><td>#1</td><td>Dogbreath</td></tr>
<tr><td>#2</td><td>Wally*Won_Kenobie</td></tr>
<tr><td>#3</td><td>Kazer0</td></tr>
<tr><td>#4</td><td>The_Sinister_Mastermind</td></tr>
<tr><td>#5</td><td>wardrich</td></tr>
<tr><td>#6</td><td>Da_Goat</td></tr>
<tr><td>#7</td><td>julie124</td></tr>
<tr><td>#8</td><td>Thunderdog</td></tr>
<tr><td>#9</td><td><font color="red">Larry Laffer</font></td></tr>
<tr><td>#10</td><td><strike>John The Ax</strike></td></tr>
<tr><td>#11</td><td><strike>emmzee</strike></td></tr>
<tr><td>#12</td><td><strike>Ro@m</strike></td></tr>
<tr><td>#13</td><td><strike>486 player</strike></td></tr>
<tr><td>#14</td><td><strike>dosraider</strike></td></tr>
<tr><td>#15</td><td><strike>Gamer_V</strike></td></tr></table>

Thunderdog... you're going DOWN!

Ro@m · Post by **Ro@m** » Mon Mar 12, 2007 3:11 pm

Oh yeah,and what's after DB?
World domination??

Swiftman · Post by **Swiftman** » Mon Mar 12, 2007 3:40 pm

I'll get on that list yet..... *shakes fist in the air*

Post by **Larry Laffer** » Mon Mar 12, 2007 4:28 pm

Meh, only Julie and TSM are the real threats... the others aren't that active lately *cough*DB*cough*

Swiftman · Post by **Swiftman** » Mon Mar 12, 2007 5:20 pm

Give me time, I'll work my way up.

Not to discount you, though, Larry.

abyss · Post by **abyss** » Mon Mar 12, 2007 5:25 pm

I will be on that list.

Final Chance · Post by **Final Chance** » Mon Mar 12, 2007 5:26 pm

julie124 wrote:did my rank change? cause now I have over 2000? I never noticed:P

I thought you would become "Gaming god" up from "Gaming demi-god". It appears I was mistaken.

Oh and has post count become our new sport now?

If yes, I guess it's time to get it on...

Post by **Dogbreath** » Mon Mar 12, 2007 5:49 pm

Swiftman wrote:I'll get on that list yet..... *shakes fist in the air*

*Suddenly, as the temperature drops and a swift darkness sets in over the forum, a fragile high pitched voice can be heard shrieking "Nooo!", only to be drowned out by the resonating laughter of the Dread Spam Lord, Swiftman...*

What evils have been unleashed here today? *shudders*

Swiftman · Post by **Swiftman** » Mon Mar 12, 2007 5:58 pm

*Swiftman lets out a resonating and evil cackle, sending chills down the spines of all mortals present*

If you think my spam powers are intimidating now, just wait until I can combine them with my fellow Spam Lord, Lazlo Falconi. By our powers combined, your post counts will wither in comparison.

Final Chance · Post by **Final Chance** » Mon Mar 12, 2007 6:02 pm

Go Julie! Let's put a Newfoundlander on the #1 spot on the Top 10 list! Only 1171 more posts to go (or more if Dogbreath posts more)!

Post by **Dogbreath** » Mon Mar 12, 2007 6:16 pm

FC: Considering our present posting rates, myself at 1.94 posts per day, and Julie at 2.46 posts per day, and assuming that they remain static, she'll surpass me in the middle of December, 2008. Not before TSM surpasses me on September 5th this year, though... (TSM, if you're following, it'll be September 6th for you in your time zone, towards the afternoon)

Final Chance · Post by **Final Chance** » Mon Mar 12, 2007 6:27 pm

Yeah makes more sense, when you do a better analytical calculation on it.

This looks like a tough sport. Wearing out our mice and keyboards, and putting a tax on emmzee's server, along with much time and patience to go.

Is DGF ready for this cool sport?

Polish off your mice, dust off your keyboards, get your fingers ready, on your marks, get set, POST! (William Tell Overture music playing in the backround)

Post by **Dogbreath** » Mon Mar 12, 2007 6:33 pm

I'd be more inclined to call spamming an annoying waste of time instead of a "sport," but do as you will.

Swiftman · Post by **Swiftman** » Mon Mar 12, 2007 6:34 pm

*cracks knuckles* It's time to kickass and chew bubblegum.

And I'm all out of ass...

*blows a bubble*

GAMER · Post by **GAMER** » Mon Mar 12, 2007 8:33 pm

God please no. Do not make this a competition. I'm already going insane from the amount of rubbish posts...Bleh. It's QUALITY, not QUANTITY.

Speaking of ranks though...How long has Abyss' been "MoLOral Compass"? It WAS "Moral" previously, wasn't it? Or was i misreading things?

GAMER

Mon Mar 12, 2007 9:22 pm

Yes it was Moral Compass before, but after this post I suspect DB or Wormy couldn't resist.

I know it was one of those two because I wasn’t here when it happened; otherwise I’d have done it myself.

Anyways, Gamer is spot on, it’s quality not quantity. Seriously anyone thinking of spamming for the sake of spamming, don’t, spam here and there can be fun. But keep it within reason or you’ll find your posts being deleted.

Post by **Dogbreath** » Mon Mar 12, 2007 10:16 pm

O Rose, thou art sick!
The invisible worm
That flies in the night,
In the howling storm,

Has found out thy bed
Of crimson joy:
And his dark secret love
Does thy life destroy...

*ahem* Excuse me, I was momentarily posessed by the spirit of William Blake. Yes, it 'twas the worm that changed the rank.

Swiftman · Post by **Swiftman** » Mon Mar 12, 2007 11:06 pm

Good ol' Wormy.

Hey Sinister.... What about spamming in the spam thread, where those that are spammically-inclined can avoid easily?

And hey, if a post count isn't used for sport....... Then what is it used for?

Final Chance · Post by **Final Chance** » Tue Mar 13, 2007 12:05 am

Yeah, watch as that topic skyrockets to 1000 or more pages as the PostCount Athletes compete for the championship!

(the athletic part of it involves the hands as they exercise by clicking the mouse and typing on the keyboard at a frenetic pace to achieve PostCount success!)

Sound good?

Tue Mar 13, 2007 12:15 am

Postcounts are shown because if they weren't instead of you guys going on about who can spam the most you'd be bitching about not being able to see your postcount. It's the lesser of two evils.