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Posted: Tue Sep 13, 2005 8:50 am
by Quatroking
julie124 wrote:that joke sucked ass there quatroking, sorrry to be so mean, but its the truth
*Inflamatory comment deleted*
Posted: Tue Sep 13, 2005 5:51 pm
by GameMaster.EXE
Okay got another one:
Yo mama so fat, she tripped on 3rd Street and landed on 18th Street
Posted: Fri Sep 16, 2005 6:35 am
by julie124
ok... i didnt mean to offend you so sorry if i did, but the joke to me sucked...
Posted: Thu Sep 22, 2005 6:57 am
by julie124
how did the condom cross the road?
if you dont get it i'lll post the answer
Posted: Fri Sep 23, 2005 2:01 pm
by julie124
naw i aint going to tell you that one heres more though
Patrick, who was vacationing in the Bahamas couldn't seem to make it with any of the girls. So he asked the local lifeguard for some advice.
"Mate, it's obvious," says the lifeguard, "you're wearing them old baggy swimming trunks that make ya look like an old geezer. They're years outta style. Your best bet is to grab yourself a pair of Speedos - about two sizes too small - and drop a fist-sized potato down inside 'em. I'm tellin' ya man... you'll have all the babes ya want!"
The following weekend, Patrick hits the beach with his spanking new tight Speedos, and his fist-sized potato. Everybody on the beach was disgusted as he walked by, covering their faces, turning away, laughing, looking sick!
So he went back to the lifeguard again and asked him, "What's wrong now?" "Damn, Mate!" said the lifeguard, "The potato goes in front!!"