DOS Games Discussion

emmzee wrote:ZOMG teh oldbies are returneh!

John the Ax wrote:Oh, and <b><u>too</u></b> all the noobs that are reading this: Make your posts grammatically correct and legible. Shape up or ship out!

Wow, that's what I get for making posts late at night. LOL (yeah, I just typed that, you all may wonder, for when JTA LOLs, pigs fly out of a flash-frozen Hell).

I probably won't stick around all that much, but I may pop in now and then to assault careless noobs when they least expect it. But though my title is still moderator, I actually can't do any of the happy things I used to love, like deleting/editing posts, locking, etc.

I notice that two of you would like to engage in baby-making. That may be worrisome. The rest of you thought I died in a fire, but come on, did you really think mere fire could destroy me?

Wardrich, I'm sorry that the defecation of construction material was not an option in my poll.

I don't even remember who TSM was, but that's probably my crappy memory. I know Wally emailed him last night, but has Procerus made a post since I've left? I wonder if the old guy kicked the bucket at some point.

I've been doing pretty well. I'm about to start my sophomore year of college, but more significantly I'm working on a playground for my summer job, sort of a daycamp thing. Destroying noobs is just a part of me, whether it be noobs to grammar on a message board, or noobs to life on a playground. So you'll be glad to know I'm still carrying the torch.

I have returned your noob-smiting powers to you. Use them well. Also, do you use MSN? Because if you do, you should contact me. My information's in my profile.

I liked the old Dogbreath avatar.

GAMER

I'm pretty sure that I'm too tired to read this whole topic right now.
I'm pretty sure I checked "Omg! JTA, have my babies"
and I'm pretty sure nice job on the avvie Gamer_V.
Cheers.

Hmmm, it seems 4 people want to have JTA's babies... 2 of them are obviously able to do so, but the other 2... Tinman47? Thunderdog?

And Dogbreath, must you really use your picture for an avatar? You're ugly!

dosraider wrote:We must slaughter some chickens and burn a young maiden in a bonfire to protect ourselves.
Lets grab Gamer, it's a chick and a young maiden. Solved.

GAMER wrote:Lol. Can't we just dress Tinman up?? The gods won't know the difference.

Dogbreath wrote:Allright, back to the virgin sacrifice...

Dress Tinman47 up ?
How longer I think about that idea how more I like it.
The virginity won't be a problem with him.

Or we could sacrify Abyss ......
I don't suppose that wardrich .... naaaah, not.

GAMER wrote:I liked the old Dogbreath avatar.

GAMER

So do I, really.

If I find myself an avatar I enjoy more, I'll go over to that one... but this one stays for now.

dosraider wrote:

dosraider wrote:We must slaughter some chickens and burn a young maiden in a bonfire to protect ourselves.
Lets grab Gamer, it's a chick and a young maiden. Solved.

GAMER wrote:Lol. Can't we just dress Tinman up?? The gods won't know the difference.

Dogbreath wrote:Allright, back to the virgin sacrifice...

Dress Tinman47 up ?
How longer I think about that idea how more I like it.
The virginity won't be a problem with him.

Or we could sacrify Abyss ......
I don't suppose that wardrich .... naaaah, not.

I'm willing to lend some clothes to the cause.

Good to see Doggy is a cat again i say.

GAMER

Wardrich...Your a fuck. Seriously. Why would you use my profile to make a thread when I wasnt here?

Ahem, if you got something with wardrich, PM him. Or Dogbreath. Or someone else!

But he can't "use your profile to make a thread when you weren't here"(he would if he could, tho). He doesn't have that level of access.

So yeah, give up on them drugs!

tinman47 wrote:Wardrich...Your a fuck. Seriously. Why would you use my profile to make a thread when I wasnt here?

Tinman47... You're a fuck. Seriously. Why would you think I hacked your account to make a thread, when I could have easily just taken an old, spammy one that somebody locked, and change it all around?

And why'd you post that here?

? Then who did? Hmmmm... Alright,your off the hook...But your still a suspect.

tinman47 wrote:? Then who did? Hmmmm... Alright,your off the hook...But your still a suspect.

Read my post again... Nobody hacked into your account.

@DB: I was always a fan of the dog with an eyepatch avatar.

Lawl. Watch out wardrich, you've offended and confused Tinman!!

A confused and angry Tinman is a dangerous thing.

GAMER

GAMER wrote:Lawl. Watch out wardrich, you've offended and confused Tinman!!

A confused and angry Tinman is a dangerous thing.

GAMER

Don't worry - I'm braced for impact.

It still is power abuse. You should be de-modded. Shame on you.

Gamer_V wrote:It still is power abuse. You should be de-modded. Shame on you.

How is that power abuse? The topic was old and locked, and it was all in fun. There's absolutely no way anybody could have taken hard feelings in that post...

... except for Tinman47

Larry Laffer wrote:... except for Tinman47

Are you suggesting that Tinman hates me? lol.