Eragon.
Now yeah, boy finds big blue stone, stone isn't a stone but an egg.
And it's a dragon egg. Egg hatches, dragon and boy becomes soul mates, blablablabla ... dragonrider ... blablabla .... princess with boobs .... blabla .... bad guys .... blabla ... rebellion .... blablablabla.
Mediocre.
wardrich wrote:The contrasts in personalities will deliver some SERIOUS lulz. I can't wait.
Archeologists find a skelet, 2000 years old bla bla but it's a long dead time traveller blablabla with the skelet they find a manual for an advanced sony FTW vidcam blabla he seems to have filmed Jesus blabla so they search the vidcam blabla plenty dead peeps blabla blabla secret ordre blabla lucatiers something blablablabla heirs of the inquisition blablabla monastary blabla dead monks blabla they find the sony FTW vidcam blabla vidcam is destroyed blablablablablabla
Remember the da vinci code?
Hard to believe but this one is even worst.
Always good for a good laugh such movie.
Should be classified as burlesque comedy instead of thriller.
wardrich wrote:The contrasts in personalities will deliver some SERIOUS lulz. I can't wait.
War of the Worlds, remake with T.Cruise.
Special effects are .... kinda special.
Plenty yellin' and screamin'....... ZOMG THEY USE PEEPS AS FERTILISER.... whatever.
If you like special effects you gonna love it, if you're more a good story fan read the book, forget the movie.
wardrich wrote:The contrasts in personalities will deliver some SERIOUS lulz. I can't wait.
Just watched Guest House Paradiso. Man is that movie funny. FEEB, How do ya spell egg?
i need to track down the Bottom series. ive seen 3 live shows on youtube so my expectations are highish
One time I had a Jack and coke and it had a lime in it, And I saw that the lime was floating. That's good news man. Next time I'm on a boat and it capsizes, I'll reach for a lime... I'll be water skiing without a life preserver and people'll say 'What the hell?' and I'll pull out a lime...and a lemon too. I'm saved by the buoyancy of citrus.
Cute actor guy.
The movie was so-so.
My girlfriends and I were trying to pick a movie to rent and couldn't agree on one to get. We read the back of it, they both said it might be okay, I wasn't too sure....
But we'd been there for an hour, so I got fed up with it and grabbed it and said "Let's just get outta here!! This one will be fine!"
Anyway. Turned out alright. Not sure I'd recommend it to anyone though...
Time Bandits... well still watching it. quite amusing
One time I had a Jack and coke and it had a lime in it, And I saw that the lime was floating. That's good news man. Next time I'm on a boat and it capsizes, I'll reach for a lime... I'll be water skiing without a life preserver and people'll say 'What the hell?' and I'll pull out a lime...and a lemon too. I'm saved by the buoyancy of citrus.
"No one can hear you"
with Kelly McGilles , avoid that horror wannabe, believe me, total crap.
Indiana Jones:
Raiders of the lost Ark
Temple of doom
The last Crusade
(bought a triple box cheap, kinda a promotion now that the new one is out .... )
Still good after all those years.
wardrich wrote:The contrasts in personalities will deliver some SERIOUS lulz. I can't wait.