What's up, losers?

John The Ax · Post by **John The Ax** » Thu Jul 19, 2007 10:57 pm

Some of you may remember me, some of you may not. For those of you who don't, all you need to know is that I'm the most badass person around. Those of you who do, on the other hand, already know that. I've been roaming the intarwebs for many moons, and thought I'd just pop into my old abode to see how things were.

Unfortunately, my stay is only temporary. The community here isn't what it once was five years ago (and how could it be?), but it was a great run here. I just had to do my yearly stop in to say hi. So, how is everyone doing? Lakerzz8, did you change your name back now, or is that someone impersonating you? I could have sworn you changed it at some point (after we let you back on.) Dogbreath, time for a new avatar, ok? It was cool three years ago. Eh, not that I'm one to talk about new avatars...

Oh darn, the creepy old man in my sig doesn't work anymore. That's seriously disappointing.

Oh, and to all the noobs that are reading this: Make your posts grammatically correct and legible. Shape up or ship out!

Post by **emmzee** » Thu Jul 19, 2007 11:37 pm

ZOMG teh oldbies are returneh!

John the Ax wrote:Oh, and <b><u>too</u></b> all the noobs that are reading this: Make your posts grammatically correct and legible. Shape up or ship out!

Welcome back, sir. Please stick around and help corral the noobs!

Post by **dosraider** » Fri Jul 20, 2007 12:26 am

First TSM, now John the Ax, fuc*, it's zombie invasion here !

We must slaughter some chickens and burn a young maiden in a bonfire to protect ourselves.
Lets grab Gamer, it's a chick and a young maiden. Solved.

'ello again John the Ax.

Moo · Post by **Moo** » Fri Jul 20, 2007 1:58 am

Oldbies, unite!

GAMER · Post by **GAMER** » Fri Jul 20, 2007 2:26 am

No ritual slaughtering of me thank you very much... Haha.

JOHN THE AX!!! OMG!! HAVE MY BABIES!!!one!!11!!!one!!

GAMER

lakerzz8 · Post by **lakerzz8** » Fri Jul 20, 2007 2:39 am

John The Ax wrote:Some of you may remember me, some of you may not. For those of you who don't, all you need to know is that I'm the most badass person around. Those of you who do, on the other hand, already know that. I've been roaming the intarwebs for many moons, and thought I'd just pop into my old abode to see how things were.

Unfortunately, my stay is only temporary. The community here isn't what it once was five years ago (and how could it be?), but it was a great run here. I just had to do my yearly stop in to say hi. So, how is everyone doing? Lakerzz8, did you change your name back now, or is that someone impersonating you? I could have sworn you changed it at some point (after we let you back on.) Dogbreath, time for a new avatar, ok? It was cool three years ago. Eh, not that I'm one to talk about new avatars...

Oh darn, the creepy old man in my sig doesn't work anymore. That's seriously disappointing.

Oh, and too all the noobs that are reading this: Make your posts grammatically correct and legible. Shape up or ship out!

I'm impersonating myself, actually. I asked Dogbreath to change my name back to lakerzz8. It was Tony_Montana for a while. I decided I will post a little here again and like the name "lakerzz8" too much to give it up. Good to see you back. How you been?

Post by **wardrich** » Fri Jul 20, 2007 2:59 am

I SHAT BRICKS.

Oh, and when did TSM become an oldbie?

You should come back for good. We can take this place over and get it back to what it used to be. We just need to get Da_Goat back... and Jean and Ally.

Post by **dosraider** » Fri Jul 20, 2007 3:28 am

wardrich wrote:Oh, and when did TSM become an oldbie?

Who said he is? He came back after an absence, that's all. And he could be called an oldbie, he is almost 2 years here, view the average posters...
The oldest and most active one must be guest.

Gamer, you don't really believe we gonna ask if you want to become a sacrifice to save us, do you?

GAMER · Post by **GAMER** » Fri Jul 20, 2007 3:53 am

Lol. Can't we just dress Tinman up?? The gods won't know the difference.

wardrich wrote:]Oh, and when did TSM become an oldbie?

I agree. He was new when i came back.

GAMER

lakerzz8 · Post by **lakerzz8** » Fri Jul 20, 2007 4:11 am

wardrich wrote:I SHAT BRICKS.

Oh, and when did TSM become an oldbie?

You should come back for good. We can take this place over and get it back to what it used to be. We just need to get Da_Goat back... and Jean and Ally.

Ally left a week after this forum was made didn't she? Any news from her after that?

Post by **Larry Laffer** » Fri Jul 20, 2007 6:33 am

JTA! No, you don't know me, but don't worry, I know you*

Welcome back... now, since the gods require a virgin sacrifice, can we proceed to stabbing wardrich with a dull rock?

*lol, always wanted to say that!

Gamer_V · Post by **Gamer_V** » Fri Jul 20, 2007 8:25 am

I think the amount of 'TEH LULZ' is still rather disappointing in this thread.

Post by **Larry Laffer** » Fri Jul 20, 2007 8:57 am

Well, I'll add some lulz saying that you suck at making[editing] avatars

Gamer_V · Post by **Gamer_V** » Fri Jul 20, 2007 9:32 am

I have no idea what you're talking about.

Post by **Dogbreath** » Fri Jul 20, 2007 1:43 pm

Dogbreath, time for a new avatar, ok? It was cool three years ago.

It still iz kewl, damnit!

Eh, maybe I will, if I find one I like as much.

Anyway, it's good to see you back, JTA. May the Ax of Newbie Smiting never dull.

On the other hand, some of these newbs aren't half bad. Dosraider, Gamer_V, Minimax, 'Hyde... the only one you really have to watch out for is Larry Laffer. Turn your back on him, and he'll start lobbing spam grenades left and right.

Alright, back to the virgin sacrifice...

tinman47 · Post by **tinman47** » Fri Jul 20, 2007 4:28 pm

John the Ax? I don't even know you,and I......You....Suck.
But you seem alright,so uh nice to meet you.

Thunderdog · Post by **Thunderdog** » Fri Jul 20, 2007 5:55 pm

I thought you died in The Great War.

Post by **Dogbreath** » Fri Jul 20, 2007 6:50 pm

tinman47 wrote:John the Ax? I don't even know you,and I don't admire you

Feel free to smite this one for his blasphemy. Really, we don't mind at all.

Post by **Dogbreath** » Fri Jul 20, 2007 7:17 pm

There! How do you like my new avatar?

lakerzz8 · Post by **lakerzz8** » Fri Jul 20, 2007 7:41 pm

You just got the avvie and it's already old. Try traveling to 1999 and trying that one then.

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