The great complaining topic!
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dosraider wrote:ach soo ,mister purist,try to write something nice to me in FRENCH or DUTCH,then we will accept your complain.And after you done that write something in croatian[b/],faroese,or whatever arab,and if you have some leftover time you may try "vlaams",good luck.
I WILL ONLY REPLY IF YOU GIVE ME AN ANSWER IN CORRECT DUTCH.
like i state before,i'm a easy man,just don't push me. :Angry:
Croatian,man you're on my teritory!
Imaš zube kao konj.
Kazer0 wrote:WHO ARE ALL YOU PEOPLE?
U jednom selu zivio momak sa ogromnim kurcem. I, sa kojom god bi djevojkom otisao u krevet dogodilo bi se zlo i ona bi zavrsila u bolnici. Procula se prica i vise nijedna nije htjela sa njim u krevet. Vidjela majka od momka da ce to na lose zavrsiti i da ce joj sin nezenja ostati, pa ga uze jednog dana i odvede "preko sedam gora" u neko selo gdje ih nije nitko poznavao. Tu dogovori na brzinu zenidbu za djevojku koju do tada nije ni vidio. Kad je sve bilo gotovo, vratise se u svoje selo. Prve bracne noci, ona se skinula i ceka nestrpljivo u krevetu, a on, od straha de se ne ponovi isto sto je bilo sa drugim djevojkama, nista. Tako bijase i druge, pa trece i jos mnogo iducih bracnih noci.
Sve dok mladoj nije dosadilo cekati, pa ga upita:
"Jesi li ti mene uzeo za zenu ili za sluskinju?"
"Pa za zenu, naravno."
"Pa daj onda zeni ono sto joj treba."
"Bih ja, ali imam jedan problem. Znas, kad sam bio mali igrao sam se sa prascima i krmaca mi je odgrizla komad kurca. I tako me je sada sramota."
"Ma nije bitno, daj bar to sto je ostalo."
Ugasise svijetlo, skinuse se i poce mladozenja da trpa, najprije trecinu, pa pola i nakraju cijeloga. I sve gleda hoce li se mladoj sto zlo dogoditi, kada tamo - nista.
Kada je sve bilo gotovo, upita mladozenja mladu kako je bilo?
"Pa, nije bilo lose, jos samo da krmaca nije odgrizla onaj komad, bilo bi super."
?????????????????????translate someone?????
I don't understand a word of that #@#]]$**
Sve dok mladoj nije dosadilo cekati, pa ga upita:
"Jesi li ti mene uzeo za zenu ili za sluskinju?"
"Pa za zenu, naravno."
"Pa daj onda zeni ono sto joj treba."
"Bih ja, ali imam jedan problem. Znas, kad sam bio mali igrao sam se sa prascima i krmaca mi je odgrizla komad kurca. I tako me je sada sramota."
"Ma nije bitno, daj bar to sto je ostalo."
Ugasise svijetlo, skinuse se i poce mladozenja da trpa, najprije trecinu, pa pola i nakraju cijeloga. I sve gleda hoce li se mladoj sto zlo dogoditi, kada tamo - nista.
Kada je sve bilo gotovo, upita mladozenja mladu kako je bilo?
"Pa, nije bilo lose, jos samo da krmaca nije odgrizla onaj komad, bilo bi super."
?????????????????????translate someone?????

I don't understand a word of that #@#]]$**

wardrich wrote:The contrasts in personalities will deliver some SERIOUS lulz. I can't wait.
I seriously suspect Gamer_5 being a SMURF.
Until now i ain't been able to constate the color of a stranged smurf.
:Angry:
That is one of the rare things that annoys me, but i'm trying to keep my calm.
Sunshine when you're ever in my neighourhood you will be in deep trouble, cause that will be the day i will see the color of a strangled smurf.
I wait, looking for the day you come to close and your trachea will be closed.
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I love this kind of topic
It is so sad the one that started it will go down because he reminded me what annoys me the most, poor smurf, snif.
Until now i ain't been able to constate the color of a stranged smurf.
:Angry:
That is one of the rare things that annoys me, but i'm trying to keep my calm.
Sunshine when you're ever in my neighourhood you will be in deep trouble, cause that will be the day i will see the color of a strangled smurf.
I wait, looking for the day you come to close and your trachea will be closed.

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I love this kind of topic

It is so sad the one that started it will go down because he reminded me what annoys me the most, poor smurf, snif.
wardrich wrote:The contrasts in personalities will deliver some SERIOUS lulz. I can't wait.
Spiders don't annoy me, more: i love them, they are funny, whenever i find one at home, i take it if possible outside.
BUT:
Dancing spiders vaguely getting on my nerve.
Dancing ballerina spiders gets on my nerve.
Dancing prima-ballerine spiders, hell, shoot them!
Dancing manlike hypnotic prima-ballerina spiders ANNOY ME, they will get no clemence, no mercy for those mutated bastards.AUSRADIEREN.
And to say i'm an easy guy............
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Get a mac, get a biting machine
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Vaguely on topic, i guess.
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Damn, that smurf gets away............shit.
BUT:
Dancing spiders vaguely getting on my nerve.
Dancing ballerina spiders gets on my nerve.
Dancing prima-ballerine spiders, hell, shoot them!
Dancing manlike hypnotic prima-ballerina spiders ANNOY ME, they will get no clemence, no mercy for those mutated bastards.AUSRADIEREN.
And to say i'm an easy guy............
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Get a mac, get a biting machine

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Vaguely on topic, i guess.

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Damn, that smurf gets away............shit.
wardrich wrote:The contrasts in personalities will deliver some SERIOUS lulz. I can't wait.
Gamer_V,
I realy appreciate your offer to help me get rid of my annoyance regarding those @# smurf’s. I am very grateful. Many thanks.
PS : don’t forget to close the airplanedoor after you trow the smurf down. At great altitude it could annoy the crew if you left the door open. Anyway, you gone enjoy all your fellow travelers, it doesn’t occur at every flight that the passengers have the enjoyment of a lovely decompression. You gone be a popular guy.

I realy appreciate your offer to help me get rid of my annoyance regarding those @# smurf’s. I am very grateful. Many thanks.

PS : don’t forget to close the airplanedoor after you trow the smurf down. At great altitude it could annoy the crew if you left the door open. Anyway, you gone enjoy all your fellow travelers, it doesn’t occur at every flight that the passengers have the enjoyment of a lovely decompression. You gone be a popular guy.

wardrich wrote:The contrasts in personalities will deliver some SERIOUS lulz. I can't wait.